Frédérique Bel
Nude

Do you love to laugh? Who doesn’t, but even a good knee-slapper is improved when you can slap something a bit harder and further north. That’s where Tu vas rire mais je te quitte (You Will Laugh But I Leave You) (2005), a comedy from France, comes in–and you’ll just come. But don’t thank Mr. Skin, spank Frédérique Bel, the spunky blonde who goes the extra mile for your extra mile. She bares all, especially her bush, which is dyed to resemble the British flag. We’re not sure why this French actress put the Union Jack on her snatch, but we’ll jack off to it regardless. Frédérique covered up for her next dozen-plus films, including A Ticket to Space (2006), Shall We Kiss? (2007), Vampire Party (2008), and Safari (2009), before pleasing all of us with a T&A display in Fais-moi plaisir! (AKA Please, Please Me!) (2009). Thankfully she didn’t wait so long for her next nude role, which occurred the following year in the French-Hong Kong thriller Red Nights (2010). In the best scene, she goes full-frontal behind frosted glass. It causes a pixelation-like effect, but it still counts as a nude scene. Rumor has it that she got naked in The Art of Love (2011) as well. Unfortunately, Mr. Skin is lacking photographic evidence. That’s not the case with Metal Hurlant Chronicles, a French-Belgian sci-fi series that ran from 2012 to 2014. In one episode, we see her bounteous buns along with her hefty hooters. Thanks for the mamories, Frédérique. They’re tres Bel!